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morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 253,536 notes

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 397,177 notes
yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 860,045 notes

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 200,357 notes

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cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 550,836 notes

hip-hop-lifestyle:

Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 117,434 notes
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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

Actually it also means poop. “I just took a nice bæ” …well sorta

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 732,677 notes

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 557,027 notes

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

3 months ago on July 6th | J | 563,801 notes
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